i wonder if being attached = being single?

my reasoning:

if being single means
1. u have no one to ask u bout your day
2. u dun have to ask anione bout his day
3. u stay home nearly everyday with no dates on weekends
4. u receive one sms per day or on some days, none at all
5. u have no one to share ur day with
6. u feel jealous looking at happy couples everywhere
7. u go everywhere by urself

since i'm attached yet all of the above applies to me..
that means being attached = being single.

(haha.. my discrete maths coming into good use! :P)